NEW NIGERIA: REPLAY OR SLOW MOTION? A WAKE-UP CALL BY PWB

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As a result of the colossal level of privation inflicted on Nigerians by the past administration, Nigerians were left with no other choice than replacing such government with any available alternative. PMB was the strongest political armament to dispose of GEJ’s administration. We just wanted to get rid of GEJ’s government, as such; we failed to notice that we would be replacing it with a government made up of people from yester years.
From recent events, I could strongly infer that the current administration is clueless, too political, tribalistic and intransigent. Senate/National Assembly crises, controversial appointments, victimization of people from the opposition and selective probes/investigations, all these and more undemocratic activities typify the current regime. The government is apparently for the northern people and few associates instead of being for Nigerians. This did not become evident until the President’s controversial interview (the 5% interview).
There are lots of young minds full of ideas in our country, but I’m so sure that the same old politicians would be appointed as ministers. APC made mention of politicians that are technocrats. This is laughable. What happened to being apolitical? Until we started giving appointments to people that are not even a member of any political party, it would be very difficult for us to get things right. Most of the so called technocratic politicians are smart thieves that are only good at enriching their pockets and those of their godfathers.
Although, electricity has considerably improved in some parts of the country, things have not really changed. This could be as a result of the delay in the appointment of ministers and other components of the cabinet. I’m sure this delay is as a result of not being able to reach a compromise with some party chieftains that supported and sponsored the emergence of Mr President. There is no time, things are getting worse. In fact, it’s as if we are going back to the 80’s or even the 70’s. If at all this is not a “replay” of the 80’s and 70’s, then the pace at which the country is moving forward is relatively slow.
I supported the emergence of this government assiduously, and as such, I will continue to offer sincere and expert advice until Nigeria is where we all want it to be. So, constructive criticism and wake-up call is not out of line, given the current situation in the country. We need to see good urbanization and industrialization policies being put in place by this administration.
The relationship between spatial pattern and spatial process is circularly causal. If spatial pattern is being improved on, this would facilitate revised spatial process that would further improve the spatial pattern bringing about an expanded spatial process and this goes on and on. We need people with an understanding of this in government, not people that only understand remunerations from oil sales and how to mismanage these funds by awarding ghost contracts and executing highly inflated projects in selective locations, not people with the idea that the relationship between spatial pattern and spatial process is cul-de-sac.
We need to move forward, this is not the time for controversial appointments and power tussle/battle for supremacy. PMB should wake up and realize that we are no longer in the 80’s. We need technocrats and not politicians, we need intellectuals and not individuals with contrivance. Things are deteriorating at the speed of light; hence, PMB needs to act swiftly. I strongly recommend the involvement of patriotic youths in governance.
Nigeria is ours, let’s all work together to move it forward at an unwavering and expeditious pace. God bless Mr President, God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Signed:
Prince Wale Blaze
Twitter and IG: @princewaleblaze

WHY REAL MADRID WERE RIGHT TO SELL MESUT OZIL

ImageIn the summer of 2010, after Mesut had a good tournament in South Africa, Jose Mourinho not wanting to spend too much to reduce the pressure on him, signed Mesut Ozil from Werder Bremen for €15 Million. Ozil enjoyed a good start to his Real Madrid life creating a number of scoring chances. I became less convinced in Mesut when I saw him play in the 5-0 trouncing by Barcelona. Though, other players were also poor in that match, most notably, Marcelo. Mesut’s lack of pace, strength, anticipation and incisiveness showed beyond any reasonable doubt in that showpiece. After that Miserable performance, Madrid returned to winning ways with Ozil creating goals against insignificant teams. Dude, Madrid will always beat the likes of Racing, Sociedad, Betis etc without you or even CR7, we need you to produce the Magic against the likes of Real Madrid and Bayern Munich and not just once but consistently. When you play at a club with so much history, the most successful football club in the world, you need to be extraordinary, you need to trynna do the impossible. Robinho wasn’t that bad, Beckham did well, Owen wasn’t bad either, Figo was a world-class player but when you play at Real Madrid, you need to establish yourself as indispensable. Robben and Sneijder won not only the Champions League but the treble after leaving Real Madrid, they both also reached the World Cup final, they’re world-class players but they were pushed out of Madrid to create room for Kaka and CR7.

Yes, Ozil had a lot of assists (over 85 in 3 seasons), but when you play behind the striker in an advanced role at a big club, sorry, at the biggest club in the world, you need to be scoring goals too. Well, unfortunately, he scored less than 20 goals over 3 seasons, something a certain Frank Lampard will give you in just one season and a Lionel Messi playing in that role in just 15 matches. In over 8 games against Barcelona, Ozil had no goal and only one assist. So, who gives a fuck about the 87 assists or more if they can only come against weak teams???

 Ozil was included in Madrid’s first official game this term, a hard-fought 2-1 win over Betis at the Bernabeu in which summer signing Isco shone to save his side. He had been paired with Ozil in a four-man midfield also featuring Luka Modric and Sami Khedira, but overshadowed the German with an assist and the late goal which gave the team all three points. But Betis had caused Madrid all sorts of problems and Ancelotti called for better defensive discipline from his midfielders. “Isco and Ozil have to learn how to defend,” the Italian said. “We need quality players, but they must work defensively. That’s the key to the season, finding the balance with quality players.”

Ozil was restored to his usual role in the centre for the trip to Granada in the second round of La Liga, but again Isco impressed from a deeper spot, while Di Maria created the only goal of the game for Karim Benzema with a pass to Ronaldo. Substituted with an hour gone, the German trudged off indignantly, walked straight to the showers and boarded the coach as soon as the final whistle had been blown. It was the last time he was to be seen on the pitch for Madrid.

On Sunday, Isco starred once again as he hit two goals in the 3-1 win at home to Athletic Bilbao. The other, a Cristiano Ronaldo header, had come from a Di Maria free kick and, without Ozil, Madrid played their finest football of the season. But the popular playmaker never looked likely to be first choice under Ancelotti. The Italian was unimpressed by Ozil’s attitude in training and, although he wanted to keep the German at the club, he understood that a sale was necessary following the significant outlay on Bale and the funds needed to offer Ronaldo a new contract.

I’ve heard people complain about the decision to keep Di Maria. Though Di Maria is no where near Mesut Ozil technically, but you can’t undermine Di Maria’s Physicality and Mental attributes. Have you ever seen Di Maria work like an animal??? That nigga works like an animal!!! His runs against Barcelona, his defensive plays and his strength, so unbelievable!!! He’s scored and created more goals than Ozil against Barcelona. His cross won Madrid the Copa Del Ray against Barcelona. His charge on Valdez wrestled the Super Cup away from Barcelona’s grasp. Do you remember the “go down low” with Puyol??? That ended Captain Puyol’s illustrious career!!! All these don’t make Di Maria a spectacular player or a better player than Mesut Ozil but you can keep such tremendous talent on the bench and give you depth and option. You can’t keep Ozil on the bench. He’ll be unhappy and you can’t keep an unhappy player at the club when you can make about €50 Million on him. Ozil is a very good player but at Real Madrid, being a very good player is just not enough.

Real were also unhappy at the German’s constant push (via his father) for an improved contract. Ozil had demanded parity with Ronaldo and, when that request was refused, asked for an additional €2m per year. He will now double his money at Arsenal. And the move made sense. At his brilliant best, Ozil may be – as Mourinho claims – the finest number 10 in world football. Yet too often at Madrid he would struggle with his fitness, running out of steam late in games. Never one of the side’s strongest characters, there was also a tendency to go missing mentally in the very big matches. When he was at his prime both physically and mentally, he could be unplayable – but that was by no means all of the time.

With Isco and Bale on board, he was never likely to be first choice, either. Or rarely. Lacking the defensive discipline to play in central midfield (even compared to Modric, who won the ball back brilliantly against Athletic), the German struggles on the right because he is unable to go wide, lacks pace, cuts inside constantly and rarely tracks back. Both Bale and Di Maria are better options here, in any case. That just leaves the playmaker position and that role is reserved for Isco. The former Malaga man is more of an all-round player than Ozil; more athletic, quicker, stronger and able to operate in a number of different positions, the Spain star also boasts brilliant vision and tremendous technique. Crucially, he will score goals as well. So far, he has hit three already in just three games and also set up one of Madrid’s other three strikes in 2013-14. At 21, he is also nowhere near his peak. Whether he can go to form such a successful association with Ronaldo remains to be seen (Ozil set up 27 goals for Cristiano in three seasons), but all of the talent is there for him to become an ever better player than the German. Arguably, in fact, he is already there.

Due to his lack of strength and pace, I think Ozil will be on the decline pretty soon. You can liken that to Kaka who declined pretty soon as a footballer due to his lack of strength and pace. When would you make about €50m on a player you bought €13m??? When nobody sees anything wrong with him, absolutely!!! You can sell Ozil €20m after you’ve kept him on the bench, so why wait till his value drops???

I’m right behind Mr Perez and Carlo Ancelotti, two experienced people when it comes to football matters. I’m Prince Wale Blaze, a fan of Mesut Ozil, a lover of Real Madrid, a Chelsea fan and a believer in Gareth Bale.

If you have contrary ideas, please comment, do comment if you also think I’m right. Thanks.

 

Signed:

Prince Wale Blaze ™ 

ASUU STRIKE: THE GENESIS, ANATOMY AND PROBABLE SOLUTION.

It’s so disturbing that we don’t seem to be getting it right, even after several attempts. We all want to return to the classroom (yes, everyone of us, and that includes me), just as “the ppl before us” wanted to return to the classroom. There’ll always be a recurrence of any problem if you don’t tackle it from the source. Let me take us back…

 

“This weekend, the Academic Staff Union of Nigerian Universities (ASUU), announced that it had called off its three-month nationwide strike, which began in the last lap of the Obasanjo administration. ASUU had called on its members to stop teaching university students across the nation to demand that the Nigerian government fulfil their wishes.

Its foremost demands included an increase in their salaries of 15 percent. It also wanted the federal government to immediately increase funding to all universities, as the amount they receive yearly from the government to run the universities is not enough. The universities had been deteriorating and the standard of education drastically decreasing. Unfortunately, former President Olusegun Obasanjo, despite pressure from ASUU and other well-meaning Nigerians, could not even attempt to make their dreams a reality and salvage the nation’s universities from further collapse.

Newly sworn in President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua intervened and called on ASUU to end their strike and go back to classes in order to avoid further delay, which kept Nigerian youths idle at their homes and led to an increase in violence among youth and other acts of law breaking.

ASUU was formed in 1978, at the beginning of the decline in the oil boom, when the country faced the consequences of the failure of its rulers to use the oil wealth to generate production and a social welfare system. Military dictatorship had deeply eroded the basic freedoms in the society. Academic freedom and university autonomy were casualties of this military dictatorship. The funding of education, and so of universities, grew poorer.

These factors required a change of orientation among the union of academics in 1980. ASUU’s orientation became radical, more concerned with broad national issues, and stood firmly against the oppressive, undemocratic policies of the country.”

 

ASUU’s Early Years:

The assault on academic freedom was the subject of resistance by ASUU throughout the 1980s. In 1978, the Uthman Mohammed Commission Report included an instrument for the federal government’s usurpation of the disciplinary functions of governing councils. The federal government directed some councils to dismiss certain members from their posts without the right of a hearing. This practice carried over into the Babangida and Abacha military regimes.

In 1980, ASUU declared a trade dispute and made autonomy an issue. In December 1980, President Shehu Shagari directed the council of the University of Lagos to remove six senior academic staff members from their jobs, following Justice Belonwu’s Visitation Panel Report. ASUU protested and continued to press for their reinstatement. In 1986, the Supreme Court’s judgment was given in favor of the academics at the University of Lagos, vindicating ASUU’s position.

In 1980-1981, ASUU had a struggle with the Shagari government. Its concerns were funding, salaries, autonomy and academic freedom, the brain drain, as well as the survival of the university system. ASUU also worked with separate industrial unions and state chapters of the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC). It debated the direction and context of national economic, educational and other policies.

Throughout the military period, ASUU waged its struggles around,

1. The survival of the university system — with three components — the conditions of service (salary and non-salary), funding and university autonomy/academic freedom; the defense of the right to education;

2. Broad national issues such as anti-military struggles, the struggles against military rule, the struggle against privatisation, against the Structural Adjustment Program (SAP) and the World Bank’s attempt to take over the universities; for example, the World Bank’s 120 million loan under Babangida’s military rule and the Nigerian Universities Innovation Project (NUSIP) during Obasanjo’s regime. And the struggle against the re-colonisation of Nigeria and debt peonage.

ASUU organised a national conference in 1984 and in 2002. ASUU’s struggles during the Buhari-Idiagbon regime were based on the union’s principled opposition to military dictatorship and the union’s path of development. In “How to Save Nigeria,” which emerged out of its conference on the State of the Economy in 1984, ASUU diagnosed the ills of the Nigerian economy and proffered solutions. ASUU saw then that a process had begun in 1984 — the process of the dis-engagement of government from the economy — and predicted that it would generate crises in all sectors of national life. The document rejected privatisation and offered solutions on economic development and planning, industrialisation, agriculture, debt servicing, taxation, labour, etc.

In 1985, the Buhari-Idiagbon regime began a program of retrenchment of workers and a wages freeze. It clamped down on the Nigerian Medical Association (NMA) and the National Association of Resident Doctors (NARD) when the doctors went on strike to protest the sharp deterioration in health services. ASUU supported the doctors’ union. The government sacked doctors, arrested and detained NMA and NARD leaders, as well as ASUU leaders.

ASUU was central to the resistance to the Buhari-Idiagbon regime’s termination of the cafeteria system and the withdrawal of subsidies on accommodation. It also struggled against the regime’s authoritarian Decree 16 of 1985, which transferred to the National Universities Commission the power of the Senate to determine, regulate and monitor academic programs. It took accreditation of academic programs away from the professionals and transferred it to the NUC. It established uniform standards and called them “minimum” standards, etc.

Babangida’s regime imposed the SAP and the harsh conditionalities of the IMF loan. The result was an introduction of measures that caused crises in the economy, education, health and all aspects of life. ASUU’s opposition to SAP made it a target for destruction by the Babangida regime. The union took a principled position against the regime’s economic and socio-political policies. Following the murder of ABU students in 1986 by Mobile Police (Kill and Go), ASUU joined the NLC and NANS in protest. Babangida’s regime accused the NLC, NANS and ASUU of attempting to topple it.

The Abisoye Panel recommended the “flushing out” of some lecturers in ABU who were “teaching what they were not supposed to teach.” The Mustapha Akanbi Panel was set up to, among other things, determine the role of lecturers in promoting the crisis. The Akanbi Panel’s regime never saw the light of day. The military government did not get what it wanted.

In 1988, the Babangida government disaffiliated ASUU from the NLC and, to weaken ASUU, made check-off voluntary.

In 1987, the Minister of Education, Jibril Aminu, dismissed Festus Iyayi, president of ASUU, and B. Agbonfoh, a branch executive member, on a charge from which they had been previously absolved. The dismissal was a result of the branch’s opposition to the imposition of Grace Alele Williams on the University of Benin as vice chancellor and a plan to generate a crisis that would rid ASUU of the influences of radical leadership and thereby weaken the union’s opposition to the Babangida regime.

Meanwhile, the Obasanjo government had a different plan during its eight years (1999-2007). It had a plan, with the World Bank, to cancel central bargaining in the universities. The goal was to repudiate the June 30, 2001 Agreement. The cancellation of collective bargaining, the introduction of fees, the $68 million loan, retrenchment, etc., were aimed at by a World Bank project called NUSIP. NUSIP was a re-introduction of the old $120 million loan from the World Bank. Babangida’s government had waged its war against ASUU by terminating the appointment of the president of ASUU illegally. Abacha’s government had sacked a different president of ASUU and many branch officials (especially at UNN). Obasanjo’s government and the University of Ilorin’s vice chancellor, Oba Shuaib Abdul-Raheem had, in 2001, sacked all 49 ASUU members who had refused to break ASUU’s strike and return to work. Forty-four of them were sacked for “not ‘signing’ the appropriate register and returning to work by Tuesday, May 22, 2001, ” according to the FG-ASUU Agreement Implementation Committee (Sept. 6, 2001). The other five were union officials who led the strike.

A Reconciliation Committee (December 2001), the International Labor Organization Freedom of Association Committee, the federal government’s committee on Politically-Motivated Rustication in the Tertiary Institutions all found that all 49 members had been victimized and recommended their reinstatement.

But President Obasanjo had pronounced at the University of Ilorin convocation that its sacked ASUU members would never be reinstated. On May 1, 2003, at the Workers’ May Day rally, he told the entire nation that the sacked lecturers disrupted an examination. In fact, however, none of the 44 members sacked was near the examination hall and no examination was disrupted. The University of Ilorin never charged any of the 49 for disruption of examination and never pleaded disruption in the High Court.

The minister of education had written to President Obasanjo on Sept. 14, 2001, to say that the lecturers were sacked because of their role in an ASUU strike. The president was told a lie. But he stuck to the lie because he needed it to implement his agenda against ASUU. In August 2005, the Ilorin High Court ruled in favor of the 49 lecturers and ordered their reinstatement. Rather than encourage compliance, President Obasanjo called the council to Abuja and sided with those who had already appealed the judgment without the council’s approval.

On Dec. 29, 2001, the National Executive Council (NEC) declared the resumption of its strike. The issues were the chronic under funding of universities, the need to reinstate the 49 unjustly sacked lecturers at the University of Ilorin, the federal assistance to state universities and the implementation of the UASS.

These short assessments and the struggles of the ASUU — though not all the struggles are presented here — serve as testimony to what they have undergone under both military and democratic governments.

Meanwhile, since President Yar’Adua vowed to work as a “servant to all Nigerians,” there is need for him to look very sensitively to the yearning and aspirations of ASUU, as the long strike had crippled the standard of education in Nigeria. Yar’Adua could make the ASUU strike history.

 

We can’t praise ASUU, yet we can’t support or condemn the FG. It’s crystal clear that governance in Nigeria has been very poor over the years. This is a country where the servants take a whole lot, even more than the ppl they’re serving. How much do we have left for Education, Security, Social Amenities etc., when National Executives and Legislators are being paid that much? We need to uproot the weed and make sure it doesn’t grow again.

ASUU, if you’re this strong, why not help with the struggles to revitalise other sectors and ultimately salvage our ailing Nation. Pls, don’t be interested in earned allowances alone. Your earned allowances won’t sustain you for long if the country continues to fail.

Students, if we return to the classroom and graduate, won’t the people coming after us suffer thesame fate? Moreso, “where the job dey sef.” Our ppl are coming back for MSc., even first class graduates. Those days, when you finish with “a 1st class”, you’ve made it!!!

We need to make correctional efforts everywhere. Our Number 1 problem in this country is that we only care about the things that affect us directly.

ASUU, Students, The general public, let’s all call for a National Congress! We need to fight together, we need to fight ourselves, we need to fight the government, we need to struggle and fight with (alongside) the government. FG, ASUU, Students and The general public, everyone of us has a role to play. Let’s ask ourselves, am I doing the right thing?

I pray we return to the classroom as soon as possible but I won’t just pray, I’ll fight!!! “Heaven helps them that help themselves.”

God bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

 

Signed:

Prince Wale Blaze™

DKM, A RAVE PARTY OR AN ENTERTAINMENT CRUSADE???

ImageImage6 days to party, no flierz, no stickerz. What sortta party would you expect??? UI exam. time-table was so irregular, fieldwork shii and more recently the ban placed on rave parties by the University Management. I must confess, at a point, we considered postponing the party. It seemed so impossible. But when D’KingsMen speak, they don’t rescind. Having been in the game for about 4 years, I said to myself; dude, u can even do a party with a day publicity. I decided to hold on to DKM, I decided to play with my academics cos I shouda travelled on the 18th, “Morning of DKM” for the fieldwork. I started contacting D’KingsMen from all over the federation. We printed flierz n stickerz 5 days to the party, who does that??? @Joshie_Blaze @Zanga_Blaze @Sucre (able & commendable Trailblazers) amplified publicity for the party. Grand Generals; @Blaze_Tee @Kay_Blaze @Brewzy_Blaze upped their games as well. I must personally commend the efforts of @Brewzy_Blaze particularly. Mehn! That dude’s a club material. Thank God I recruited him. *laughs* Okay, a party was meant to hold a night before, yh? I wasn’t bothered abt. that. My influence would make the difference. More so, I couldn’t have lost being with the best team!!! @exactly 9:00pm on Saturday, 18th May, we started up the convoy in front of achievers hostel to avoid UI authorities. @ abt 12:00am on Sunday, the convoy left for KokoDome. U needa see the sexy divas… Mehn! Gurls paid to be stamped “even regular.” Full house!!! People dint care abt. where they’ll be, Regular or VIP… That’s what you call a sellout!!! So sorry if you were @DKM and ur pics are not available, “ppl wey suppose dey cover the party sef dey groove.” Ion even av a pic of me “washing-in” @Joshie_Blaze as CEO with champagnes.*sad*

DKM, a party by Trailblazer Entertainment and Trailblazer Entertainment alone!!! What I don’t understand yet is; If DKM was a rave party or an entertainment crusade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I appreciate everyone that attended the party, 2geda, we made history. Wanna thank FR Studios & Whatzhot Intl. Mag. specifically. 

 

Signed:

Prince Wale Blaze™ 

DKM Master.

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@EverblazingWale

DKM, RAVE OR ENTERTAINMENT CRUSADE???

6 days to party, no flierz, no stickerz. What sortta party would you expect??? UI exam. time-table was so irregular, fieldwork shii and more recently the ban placed on rave parties by the University Management. I must confess, at a point, we considered postponing the party. It seemed so impossible. But when D’KingsMen speak, they don’t rescind. Having been in the game for about 4 years, I said to myself; dude, u can even do a party with a day publicity. I decided to hold on to DKM, I decided to play with my academics cos I shouda travelled on the 18th, “Morning of DKM” for the fieldwork. I started contacting D’KingsMen from all over the federation. We printed flierz n stickerz 5 days to the party, who does that??? @Joshie_Blaze @Zanga_Blaze @Sucre (able & commendable Trailblazers) amplified publicity for the party. Grand Generals; @Blaze_Tee @Kay_Blaze @Brewzy_Blaze upped their games as well. I must personally commend the efforts of @Brewzy_Blaze particularly. Mehn! That dude’s a club material. Thank God I recruited him. *laughs* Okay, a party was meant to hold a night before, yh? I wasn’t bothered abt. that. My influence would make the difference. More so, I couldn’t have lost being with the best team!!! @exactly 9:00pm on Saturday, 18th May, we started up the convoy in front of achievers hostel to avoid UI authorities. @ abt 12:00am on Sunday, the convoy left for KokoDome. U needa see the sexy divas… Mehn! Gurls paid to be stamped “even regular.” Full house!!! People dint care abt. where they’ll be, Regular or VIP… That’s what you call a sellout!!! So sorry if you were @DKM and ur pics are not available, “ppl wey suppose dey cover the party sef dey groove.” Ion even av a pic of me “washing-in” @Joshie_Blaze as CEO with champagnes.*sad*

DKM, a party by Trailblazer Entertainment and Trailblazer Entertainment alone!!! What I don’t understand yet is; If DKM was a rave party or an entertainment crusade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I appreciate everyone that attended the party, 2geda, we made history. Wanna thank FR Studios & Whatzhot Intl. Mag. specifically. 

 

Signed:

Prince Wale Blaze™ 

DKM Master.

299AF333

@EverblazingWale

The debate of UK English vs American English

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I am fascinated with the English language It’s a passion I learned, late in life, not everyone shares. People enjoy different things for sure! Me? I thrive on researching grammar, spelling and language issues in general.  

 There is one language related topic in particular that truly blows my hair back:  the variances between the use of American English, British English and South African English.

For the record, I do not confess to be an expert on the topic! I am merely an English language buff who has spent a substantial amount of personal time clarifying, in my own mind at least, the correct use of English in writing.

My vocation requires that I edit and write, and being a proud South African, I am continuously irritated at the inconsistencies in magazine and newspaper editorial, amongst others, in relation to the use of American and British English standards.  Often –…

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Road To D’KingsMen Part 2; Seduction, Oppression & Satisfaction (SOS).

ImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageImageSeduction, Oppression & Satisfaction, a very unique ImageImageparty.

I dint ‘cover’ the party myself, so I’ll show you pictures and links…

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CampusDelight –

Headline: AND SOS CHECKMATES WITH THE ACE

 

http://m.campusdelight.org/news_detail.ph#/article_detail.php?id=NjU2&news=Events

 

“Its an Open Secret that 3Kings and SOS was a Sort Of Survival of the Fittest due to the date proximity between the Two Parties,as most people reasoned,3Kings had a slight advantage over SOS because it took place before it and the fact that it was powered by 3 Clubs;Swag,Rocq and MI6. However,Reports reaching us is that despite being one of the last parties organised in UI this session, Stunaz Entertainment of Bowen and Trailblazer’s SOS is not the Least,In fact,it is believed to be one of the hottest parties In the History of Club parties in UI. Many people did not see this coming and had Underrated it compared to 3Kings but the party was Killing. The Attendance was massive,the Girls were Hot and Expensive Drinks were popped. Approximately Six Bottles Of Aces and other drinks were popped. The last time a Club pulled this stunt was at Young,Wild and Free where Jador, the Chief of Fixers Ent. Popped Drink worth 600thousand. It was indeed a case of Seduction,Oppression and Satisfaction.” -CampusDelight

 

The party was nominated ‘as’ PARTY OF THE YEAR @Tush Awards, @E’Bevande Awards, @SEAMS Awards @Prodigie Awards and many more… 

 

Special thanks to Fixers, Vagariz Ent., MI6 Ent, GnS and all D’KingsMen that attended the party.

Without y’all, it wouldn’t have been possible! We’re not claiming the Glory alone!!!

 

Anticipate D’KingsMen Rave Party… Official Unibadan post-exam party, official Trailblazer hand-over party. It’s definitely gonna be mightier than SOS!!! 

 

What happens when D’KingsMen gather in the palace? Who are D’KingsMen? These questions will be answered after exams in the Palace by D’KingsMen themselves. They’ll reveal themselves with their glorious bottles. Bottles of Victory!!! Their faces will not be covered cos they aint ashamed of who they are…They’re D’KingsMen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Maybe they are the famous ballers, the popular divas, the sexy bartenders, those nerds in ur class, those Malay boys, the OBOs, super sexy gurls, this you’ll find out…

Come party with us as we Unravel the Untold stories of the famous rulers of the City. It’s D’KingsMen rave party baby and it’s the Official Unibadan after exams party. 

 

Date: 18th May, 2013.

Palace: KokoDome Nite Club, Dugbe, Ibadan.

Tax: Chiefs; 2K NGN. KingsMen; 4K NGN.

(Free for ladies)

Free transportation for all.

Free accommodation for all from outside Ib.

Maximum security guaranteed.

Convoy leaves UI gate 11:00 GMT +1 W. Central Africa. 

 

In every man, there’s a drop of greatness! Come, stake ur claim for a place in the royal dynasty!!!

Wishing y’all goodluck in ya exams.

 

Signed:

Prince Wale Blaze™ 

The Renowned Entertainment Publicist.

@TrailblazerEnt

@EverblazingWale 

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USE OF ENGLISH LANGUAGE

English Language, primary language of the majority of people in the United Kingdom, the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, other former colonies of Britain, and territories of the United States. It is also an official or semi-official language of many countries with a colonial past, such as India, Nigeria, Pakistan, and South Africa. Even in countries where English is not a primary or official language, it is taught as a foreign language and used as the language of technology and diplomacy. English is spoken in more parts of the world than any other language except Chinese.

English is classified as an Indo-European language. It is part of the Germanic sub-family and is grouped with its most closely related language, Frisian, as part of the Anglo-Frisian group. Other related languages include Dutch, Flemish, and the Low German dialects, and, more distantly, Modern High German.

Over the years, the Language has witnessed different periods of development; Old English Period, Middle English Period, The Great Vowel shift, Modern English Period, 20th-Century English, American English and Pidgin English. I’ll briefly talk about American English and Pidgin English. 

American English: An important development of English outside Great Britain occurred with the colonization of North America. American English may be considered to include the English spoken in Canada, although the Canadian variety retains some features of British pronunciation, spelling, and vocabulary. The most distinguishing differences between American English and British English are in pronunciation and vocabulary, although there are slighter differences in grammar, spelling, pitch, and stress as well. American English appears to be both tolerant of newly coined words and conservative in comparison to British English.

Pidgin English: English also features a number of simplified languages that arose among non-English-speaking peoples. *breaks in* Some people will say ‘peoples’ used in this context is a grammatical blunder but in actual sense, it’s 100% correct. Okay let me continue… Pidgin English developed as a means of communication between English and non-English -speaking traders. It is spoken in the Melanesian Islands, New Guinea, Australia, the Philippines, and Hawaii, and on the Asian shores of the Pacific Ocean. The speakers of Pidgin English developed a simplified structure with a vocabulary formed from a mixture of English, indigenous, and international words. The vocabulary gradually expanded with frequency of contact and the extension of communication requirements. 

I’d like to talk about the common errors in English Language. In the University of Ibadan, I’ve heard stuffs like; 

Come out ‘in mass’, I’ve read stuffs like; student’s union or students union, sports’ secretary, I’m been lazy etc… It’s come out ‘en masse’ not ‘in mass.’ ‘En masse,’ is a French word meaning: as a body, or in a group. It’s Students’ Union not Student’s Union or Students Union. Sports Secretary not Sports’ Secretary. I’m being lazy not I’m been Lazy. ‘Being’ is the present participle of ‘be’ while ‘been’ is the past participle of ‘be,’

Well, we should all be forgiven for these blunders. “English no be our mother tongue nau”. *laffs* we should also adopt Pidgin English just as the Americans adopted American English. Sometimes, I’m scared to type ‘he’s travelled’ the boy’s cool’ ‘cheater instead of cheat’ while chatting with people because they’ll say ‘I’ve gbagauned’ when in the actual sense, ‘he’s travelled’ is same as ‘he has travelled,’ ‘the boy’s cool’ ‘the boy is cool,’ ‘cheater’ ‘cheat.’ Well, we should all be forgiven. As I said earlier, ‘no be our mama language nau.’

The Federal Government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria should adopt Pidgin English as our official Language. Only then, we’ll not have ‘cases’ like: ‘My Oga at the top’ ‘Ojuku is a great man but we’ll miss his manhood.’ My humble submission.

 

Signed:

Prince Wale Blaze™ 

IBADAN, LAND OF RUST AND GOLD.

Nigerian Poet and Playwright, John Pepper Clark described Ibadan as “Land of rust and gold flung and scattered among seven hills like a broken china in the sun.” Literally, that’s the perfect way to describe Ibadan. In spite of the brown roof tops, dirty streets and ancient buildings which are the major characteristics of the City, Ibadan still manages to glow when it comes to Entertainment. 

In Ibadan today, night clubs have continued to grow with competition among the owners. Each of the clubs comes up with different events every week, while some tend to crash the prices of exotic drinks in order to attract more customers. The structures, creativity in the designs of the clubs and the kinds of services they render are said to be some of the major reasons that attract people to them. Some of the clubs also use beautiful young ladies as their waitresses to attract customers.

Most of these clubs are not limited to young people alone, they also have as clients, top politicians, bankers, lawyers and other well placed individuals who love to club after a busy day at work. While some sit drinking different brands of exotic wine, others hang around as the disc jockey dishes out different songs to complement the night of fun.

Once, it was safe to say that Ibadan lacked both a local and city nightlife. It was the graveyard of the merry-maker’s nightly debauchery. Once it was, when Ibadan never aspired to compete with what major cities in the country offered fun seekers and night crawlers.

Tourists seeking relatively risque night entertainment found what the city offered rather lame. But with the influx of telecommunication companies, banks and other up-scale businesses in the City in the last couple of years, night clubbing, that had been at a low ebb, especially on Fridays, has taken a sudden leap.

‘Entertainment-wise’, Ibadan today is more of a Land of Gold than Rust. Leadcity University and the first and the best University in Nigeria, University of Ibadan both played an integral role in the sharp and dramatic transformation of the City. Students of these Universities keep the City alive. Historic parties like JFK, SNVL, SOS, xXx, Rave Knockout, Wall2Wall, YWF/MPR, TTOO etc are relevant highlights to this effect i.e revolutionary change of the City from rust to gold.

Ibadan indeed is a Land of rust and gold, flung and scattered amongst seven hills like a broken china in the sun. If Ibadan is more of rust than gold or more of gold than rust is what I do not know. But as a self-proclaimed entertainment tycoon and as a world renowned entertainment publicist, I can “categorically” *laffs* I can authoritatively state that in terms of entertainment, Ibadan today is more of gold than rust.

 

Anticipate D’KingsMen Rave Party by @TrailblazerEnt. The official Unibadan post-exam party, the official Trailblazer Ent hand-over party, the first inter-varsity rave party.

 

Signed:

Prince Wale Blaze™

CEO, Trailblazer Ent. 

299AF333

@EverblazingWale

HOW TO MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND STAY

ImageBehold, all guys are capable of falling in love. There’s no such guy as player. If you’re the right girl, he wouldn’t play you. Here, I’ll talk about 20 things you need to do to make your boyfriend stay. 

NB: In no serial order or quantification. 

 

1. Always tell him how much you love him. 

 

2. Get to know his family and friends. 

 

3. Talk to him, tell him everything. Tell him about your day. Tell him about the Dick head nigga that asked you out. Tell him about the proud rich dude that tried to buy your love. 

 

4. Make out with him all the time. Kiss him… Always try something new with him. Don’t repeat what you did yesterday. 

 

5. Don’t fuck him yet. Don’t have sex with him yet and make everyday with him seem like you’re gon have sex with him tomorrow. 

 

6. Don’t ever tell him you won’t have sex with him. 

 

7. Don’t ever lie to him or better still, don’t ever let him know you lied. 

 

8. Don’t ever cheat on him or better still, don’t ever let him know you cheated. 

 

9. Don’t be a control freak. 

 

10. Don’t be too jealous. 

 

11. Don’t listen to what people say about him. 

 

12. Text him, even when you’re together. Tell him you love him. 

 

13. Don’t ask him for money all the time. If possible don’t ever ask. You could tell him what you need. 

 

14. Don’t go to his room all the time. You could always go to the pool, gym, restuarant, cinema etc. 

 

15. Call his siblings, talk to them, make them like you. 

 

16. Don’t ever go to his parents’ house to wash cloths or dishes. You’re not a slave. You could occationally help his mum in the Kitchen tho. 

 

17. Be sure he’s in love with you before you fuck him. (Sex) 

 

18. When you finally fuck him, don’t just lay there and allow him to do all the work. Fuck him like a “porn-star.” 

 

19. Dress well and make his friends admire you whenever you’re out with him. 

 

20. “Break-up” should not always be your option whenever you have issues. Talk things out instead.